Whoever drew this comic is an idiot.

There was this bullshit opinion comic in our school newspaper yesterday. So this lazy asshole is playing video games all day and the comic is saying it's people like this, who don't vote, that get presidents like Bush re-elected. Hmm-hmm. Great. So, the reason our idiot president gets re-elected is that out idiot citizens are not voting? Why? Listen up. If you are an idiot, please, ignore this comic. Do not by any means voice your very uneducated opinion. If you do not pay attention to the world around you, please, do not start voting. Sit there on your LazyBoy® play your video games, watch your network TV and just fade away. I'm so fed up with people thinking that everyone should vote. Why would anyone want someone whose oblivious to politics and the world voting? Really, you should have to take a test before you vote.

Only read each question once.

Can you not read this line? Don't circle A for Yes, or B for No.

A B

Which party worships Satan?

Republicans Democrats

Which party likes to mercilessly murder babies?

Republicans Democrats

Which party does Jesus belong to?

Republicans Democrats

Which party is always anti-war and peaceful?

Republicans Democrats

Which party drives Volkswagens?

Republicans Democrats

If you circled any of the questions please step into the gas chamber... I mean the "booth" on your left. If you didn't circle any answers step into the booth on your right.

Hi, I'm a Democrat. I'm liberal and like to kill babies and let convicts live.

Hi, I'm a Republican. I like to kill convicts even if they might be innocent and let fetuses live even if they aren't technically a human being yet.

Hi, I'm Julie Andrews. I'm just pro-death and I think we should kill babies and convicts.

There are so many Republicans that vote Republican regardless of the candidate.... what a bunch of idiots!

There are so many Democrats that vote Democrat regardless of the candidate... what a bunch of idiots!