Come on down, your the next contestant on...
Enough is enough! Our president has failed us, our government has failed us. The war on terror is obviously never going to end if we continue it in this manner. I have taken it upon myself to finally do something about it.
I’m organizing a special taskforce, headed by the newly appointed Lieutenant, Robert Barker. He will host an intricate new game show designed specifically for Christian Scientist and Intelligent Design enthusiasts. At random Barker will cry “(insert name here), come on down! You’re the next contestant on The Christ is Right!” The lucky contestant will be asked a ridiculously easy question. For example, “On the sixth day, god created what?” The contestant automatically becomes the lucky winner. Their prize is a fabulous vacation for 10 (because they can’t think on their own), to the lovely desert of the Middle East. Their they will enjoy accommodations including C4 high explosive, machine guns, grenades, vests pre-strapped with dynamite, and their very own fleet of 747s filled to the brim with gasoline.
We will fight fire with fire so to speak. Terror with terror. Our fundamentalist idiots versus theirs… And to the victor, divine glory, pearly gates, halos, wings, harps, eternal life, etcetera, etcetera. Really it’s a win-win situation. If we succeed, Islamic fundamentalists will no longer exist. If we fail, Christian fundamentalists will no longer exist. Hurrah for earth, may she live in peace, not pieces.
posted by Kevin Lewis | 1:13 PM
6 Comments:
Wow can you never siest to amaze me! I think the show is brilliant and you could get filthy rich off of this. You could have churches sponsor the television show and everything. We should really look into this. You know you can even make it a little harder by making it non-denominational which people love!
Kerstin
I don't know if non-denominational will exactly bring in the fundamentalist pyschos this country really needs.
Sigh, oh Kevin you are so niave sometimes. If your game show was non-denominational it would make it more difficult because although all religions study the bible they study a different bible. You see whre I am going with this don't you. So you ask them a question like. How many more miracles does mother teresa have to make before becoming a saint? And unfortunetly your baptist person isn't going to no the question. Are you following me? So then they are going to question his or her religion and then you are going to damn them to hell, they are going to leave crying, amd you are going to make them pray in the corner for 20 minutes while the camera is on them, thus dehumanizing heathens. I think it would be great.
It's all yours Roy... only if you make enough money kick some back this way would ya!
The Christ Is Right t-shirts would also be quite nice.
For some reason Roy neglected to give his url so the other commentors can go check it out. I really need to create a links section on my side bar. http://functioningmind.blogspot.com
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