Can I take your order?

Guy - Hmmm... Let's see...

Naked Brain News Restaurant - Do you speak english in what?

Guy - What?

NBNR - English mother fucker, do you speak it? Can I take your order?

Guy - Ehhh... OK. I'll have the Sean Bean burrito meal.

NBNR - Do you want that with There's Something About Mary's special sauce?

Guy - What's that?

NBNR - Sour Cream and hot sauce.

Guy - Yeah, sure.

NBNR - And do you want Mr. Orange cheddar cheese, or Mr. White monterey jack?

Guy - Orange.

NBNR - What?

Guy - Mr. Orange.

NBNR - And to drink?

Guy - Get me a Halley Barry Shake.

NBNR - You want that in C-cup or Double D?

Guy - Double D.

NBNR - Do you want to Marlon Brando or Orson Welles size your meal?

Guy - Which ones bigger?

NBNR - Brando.

Guy - I'll Orson Welles size it.

NBNR - I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. Your total today comes to $6.66.

Up, here's your order. Now don't just stare at it. Eat it!