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Thursday, August 25, 2005

David Lynch's Secret Masterwork



Ugh... so apparently David Lynch, prior to making films, was an art director for a book of baby knitwear designs. Here are some shots from it. I'm not joking. I found this article about it online... and I've yet to post links from this website, but this is so awesome I don't see how I cannot.

I think the look on that baby's face on the right is actually creepier than Eraserhead and The Straight Story combined.

NBN - Mr. Lynch... can I call you David.

Lynch - Yeah, sure, call me Susie if you like.

NBN - Ok, Susie. I command you with all the power of 5 kool-aid pitchers. Do you know what I mean when I say that?

Susie - Well. That's a start. I think I see what you're saying. You want me to make a movie that is based around the artwork of this baby knitwear catalogue correct?

NBN - There was a farmer who had a dog?

Susie - Bingo.

Well I for one am excited for Lynch’s newest feature… the working title is “Those Who Like It”. Whatever that means. So for those interested here's the link.

http://weirdbabe.typepad.com/threadbared/2005/08/this_is_a_littl.html

3 Comments:

Blogger Kevin Lewis said...

Wow.I'm flattered. I'll try to keep up the good work.

8:46 PM  
Blogger Kevin Lewis said...

...wait a sec. None of you are really reading this. You're just posting comments. Bastards! Yes Roy, the Japanese-killer baby-faced robots will be deployed at once.

8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I hear that Alex fella has finally written a new film review."

"Golly that's special. I wonder if anybody will read it."

"Probably not. They don't know where to go."

"Really. It's as simple as.....hey is that a Japanese-killer baby-faced robot?"

11:13 PM  

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