Toilet stickers for people you hate.
Now I haven’t exactly gotten the patent on this just yet, so please, if you pursue my invention kick me back some of the cash. Thank you.
Imagine this… you had a rough night of drinking bourbon and eating chili… you wake up the morning to take a piss, vomit, and shit, like you’ve never done before. Something fierce. How much better would said experience be, if you were excrementing on the person you hated most? It’d be so much fun that the next time you’d just go ahead and mix the bourbon with the chili so you didn’t have to wait till the next morning… seriously. These could be customizable and ink-jet printer friendly. It could be the professor of yours that never treats you like a human being, your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend… I mean, the possibilities are virtually endless. George Lucas, Jerry Bruckheimer, Michael Bay, Condoleezza Rice, the list goes on.
posted by Kevin Lewis | 7:35 PM
7 Comments:
Three Hollywood types and one politician. I see where your worries lie.
It really would make using the bathroom an entertaining event, rather than a necessity or chore. Could revolutionize the way we think about going potty.
Riddle me this comment posters. Who would your sticker be of?
Imagine this to boot. Toilet stickers 2.0! Condaleeza's dirty yellow teeth could be cleanable with urine. So aim for the teeth and make those fangly yellows into pearly whites! Ladies, you're out of luck until Toilet stickers 3.0, where we'll inlcude a special attachment to let you pee standing up!
I would pick a picture of myself. So I could....pee in my mouth.
Excellent choice... way better than Abraham Lincoln/Jesus.
This might say a little cliche` but it definitely would be George W Bush or Senator Santorum for me. I would take metimucil and laxitives all of the time!!!
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