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Wednesday, July 20, 2005

You're hacking!




BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP)- A suicide bomber wearing a vest packed with explosives detonated himself Wednesday outside an Iraqi army recruitment center in Baghdad, killing at least eight people and wounding 28 others, police said. -CNN

That's pretty good I guess. I don't know how many of you've played first person shooters like Halo or Counter Strike, but if you can kill 8 guys and wound 28 others before being taken out and or re-spawning, you're definitely better than average, almost too good. What I've determined, after receiving many head shots through brick walls, and being knifed by people that are obviously moving way too fast, is that this latest suicide bomber in Baghdad is most definitely hacking. Stop hacking. So listen up, if you're reading this, I'm on to you, you're a fucking hacker. It's people like you that make the game not fun for everyone else who plays by the rules...and if I was one of those 36 people, I'd switch to a different server right then and there.

TBILISI, Georgia- Georgian police on Wednesday detained a man suspected of throwing a live grenade during a rally at which President Bush spoke in May, the Interior Ministry said. The capture came after a shootout in which one officer was killed and another wounded. - Yahoo News

Unfortunately, this guy wasn't hacking. Any idiot knows it's better to throw a flash grenade then break out you're M4 or AK and head shot them while they're blinded, than to randomly chuck a grenade and hope it hits the mark. What a newb.

2 Comments:

Blogger Kevin Lewis said...

so so sad. Roy you newb, people spell it lots and lots of ways.

12:19 PM  
Blogger Kevin Lewis said...

if a word like noob can be spelled wrong you might want to consult webster's and acronym finder. NOOB is an acronym for None of our business. However it also means Newbie, as does NEWB...newb only has one meaning, rathar than two. Form follows function I suppose.

2:31 PM  

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